
The SalonGuests 18+
Patricia, companion in Belgravia
Auburn brown, slim, and particular about everything that matters.
Diary open, two or three days' notice preferred
- Age
- 28
- Works from
- Belgravia
- Height
- 172 cm
- Hair
- long auburn brown
- Eyes
- brown
- Figure
- slim
- Languages
- English
- An hour opens at
- £250
She sets the limits of her own arrangement before it begins, and a fee is for her time and her companionship only. The whole ladder is on the rates page, and the rest of the circle is in The Salon.
The frames
04 frames, hers alone
Glamour and lifestyle photography, faces softened, no nudity. Any frame enlarges when you choose it. What a softened frame holds back is met at the door, on the evening itself.
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About Patricia
The auburn in Patricia's hair is the brown kind, not the red, and it is long enough to be a decision rather than a fact. She is 172 cm and slim, with brown eyes and a face that does very little until she has made up her mind about you. She dresses precisely: a narrow dress, sharp shoulders, nothing shiny, and she has the only genuinely good taste in outerwear on this roster. She is the sort of woman who looks correct in a photograph taken without warning.
She is exacting and very funny about it. She speaks English with a kind of clipped care, and her standards, which are high, are applied first of all to herself. She likes things done properly: a table laid properly, a drink made properly, an evening planned rather than improvised. Underneath it she is far warmer than the first twenty minutes suggest, and she knows that too.
Belgravia is home and she keeps her evenings inside it. Petrus on Kinnerton Street is where she goes when she wants the evening to be a serious one: a small dining room down a mews, a wine list she treats with proper respect, and a kitchen that does not make mistakes. Afterwards she walks up through Wilton Place and around Belgrave Square, where the embassies are lit and the gardens are locked, at the pace of somebody in no danger of being late.
What an evening inside SW1X involves is written up under Belgravia, and the lengths are gathered at rates. A note to booking that carries the date is answered the same day.
- Slim, 172 cm, long auburn brown hair
- Brown eyes; a clipped, careful way of speaking
- Twenty eight; exacting, and funny about being exacting
- Belgravia based, the whole evening within SW1X
- Mews dining rooms, serious wine, the square afterwards
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Arranging her evening
Patricia likes an evening settled in advance rather than arranged on the day, so two or three days' notice is ideal. Delphine takes the date and the address and everything else is handled quietly.
Her figures are the house figures, set out in full on the rates page, and the whole arrangement runs in one written exchange from the first line to the confirmation.
Also on the diary
Near Patricia this week

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An evening with Patricia
The first twenty minutes are cool and slightly formal, and then something shifts and she is entirely different company. Patricia takes wine seriously without making it anybody else's problem, and she will ask one very good question of whoever is pouring. She dislikes being rushed through a first course and she will say so, politely, to the table rather than to the room.
By the second hour she is telling you what she actually thinks, which is worth waiting for. She is sharp about people and generous about the ones she likes. Afterwards the square is the point: Wilton Place, the embassies, the locked gardens, all of it walked slowly and mostly in silence. What happens at the end is your decision and she will accept it without comment either way.
Before you write
Patricia, in her own words
Are you difficult?
I am precise, which some people file under difficult. I have stopped arguing about which of the two it is.
What makes a dining room serious?
That nothing is ever brought to the table by accident. You can feel it within ten minutes and it changes the whole evening.
Do you plan or improvise?
Plan. Improvisation is what people call it when they did not want to make a decision, and it usually ends in a bad table.
Filed in the presentations
Where Patricia sits
Remarks
What guests have written
Nothing is written here for Patricia yet, which in a house this size is usually what discretion looks like. A remark is put up after a guest has offered one, she has agreed to it in writing, and Delphine has satisfied herself that it carries a first name, a month and no private detail of any kind.






